I've got gum, I've got, gum, I've got gum on the bottom of my foot.
I've got gum, I've got, gum, I've got gum on the bottom of my foot.

Here's my boobies, you can't touch them, here's my boobies. Not for you!
Here's my boobies, you can't touch them, here's my boobies. Nor you too.

Step and strut, step and strut, step and strut to the front.
Step and strut, step and strut, step and strut to the back.

Hold my hair, with a chest lift, hold my hair, where’s the pin?
Where's the stupid, where's the stupid, where's the stupid bobby pin?

Get! Down! Get! Down! Get! Down! Reach the pin!
Get! Down! Get! Down! Get! Down! Oh the pain!

I've got pain in my stomach. I've got pain in my head, too.
I've gotpain in my whole body. Do you think I have the flu?

Stir some soup right, stir some soup right, stir some soup right in the pot!
There's some soup left. There’s some soup left. There’s some soupleft, It’s still hot!

Agitator, agitator, agitator, with my hips.
Agitator, agitator, agitator, with my hips.

Shimmy, shimmy, pop.
Shimmy, shimmy, pop.

Turn, and turn, and smile, and pose!